1) we did the exact same assignment for mrs. toth.

2) riley gave you that kids meal toy/french fry and hashbrown degreasifier smusher/zit popper. : )))

3) i never know what to order unless i look at the coupons first.

4) you haven't seen me in over 6 months, just about a year, so you wouldn't actually know just how tacky i have or have not been looking lately in my retard clothes/odd-shaped body. i'm not saying i get it right every day, but i'm getting better at it. i almost look normal, i swear. and my body isn't odd. i'm short and cleavage-equipped which isn't maybe the very best thing in the world but totally works for me and my purposes. you're really one to talk considering that up until your traumatic break-up-induced half-starving in the name of mourning/rigorous therapeutic physical activity, you had a flipping pot belly. i'm happy you're skinny and all, that's cool, but dude. my boobs are bigger than yours, and that counts for something.

5) we don't get $50 polo shirts, we get them on sale/at TJ maxx/thrift shops/discounted/frequent buyer punch carded and whatnot. my mom only pays full price for things she really, really likes, which i guess is good. she's smart about what she buys. she and riley have ridiculous quantities of that stuff. i have my fair portion, but it's really only cool b/c i can get my mom to buy it for me just b/c it says polo and that's a really great way to score new clothes. ralph lauren polo is a design genius. his lines are all so clean-cut and aesthetically pleasing. they're designed so that it will never, ever be considered "out". it's classic, and it's a good investment. we can only really dress the way we are currently dressing until we're 30, and then we kind of HAVE to dress like all the other 30-year-olds of the world. i mean, that's just how it works. i wonder how YOU'RE going to look when you're 30. i hope you don't look like your mom. it's not like your family dresses any better than mine.

6) i think that's everybody important. thank you.

7) this is a REALLY long comment.

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